- Your name of Karan gives you a highly sensitive, idealistic, and intuitive nature.
Yay. I hope that implies something good.
- You could be expressive and creative in the arts, music, or drama.
Right. Makes 'perfect sense' to be a Computer Engineer working with a Multinational.
- Since you are not inclined to give due consideration to practical and business matters, you could miss out on reaching a level of financial success appropriate for your efforts and abilities.
Fuck I don't wanna die poor!
- You feel and sense much that you do not fully understand, and you can be deeply influenced through the thoughts of others without realizing just how you are being affected.
Yeah, thanks for officially called me a emo-wierdo.
- Others are inclined to take advantage of your generosity and friendliness and then, when there is a lack of reciprocation, you can feel despondent and disillusioned.
Reciprocation! Girls, please read this again.
- Moods are a problem as you can be highly inspired one minute, and the next become quite irritated and annoyed over some ill-timed remark or lack of consideration on the part of someone close to you.
Sanyaas in the Himalayas is the only way out now.
- You could suffer through nervous breakdowns, as well as disturbing thoughts, which could affect your concentration and memory.
Can. You. Stop. Freaking. Me. Out. For. God's. Sake.
- Also, disorders in the fluid functions could arise.
Okay. Enough of this bullshit.
- Although the name Karan creates the urge to understand others, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.
That's still insulting.
- This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid and nervous system.
So bottom-line, I'm an emotional freak with 'fluid' disorders and potential nervous breakdowns. You made my day man.
^What the fuck was I thinking?
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